MyNewPlace Mission: Find Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt a Swinging New Pad Where They Can Re-kindle Their Romance

When most celebrities decide on their multi-million dollar dream home, they probably just dash off a check and have their assistants move their stuff and take care of all the other messy details. But what about starlets such as Heidi Montag and her on-again off-again husband Spencer Pratt? Presumably they don’t have the sameĀ  $40 million budget as the Jolies and the Pitts. In fact, we here at MyNewPlace have no idea what their collective housing budget might be – but we do know that both Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are following us on Twitter! After Spencer tweeted “Remodeling my house. The old models were getting too bitchy and overweight” this afternoon we started thinking — we should probably help them find a new apartment in which to re-kindle their romance.

One question remains: how do we get their full and undivided attention when they are clearly so busy devising (tacky) ploys to stay relevant??

The only plan we have thus far is to pester them until they accept our help.
Your suggestions would be most appreciated!

Heidi Montags mid-divorce proceeding bachelorette pad

Heidi Montag's mid-divorce proceeding bachelorette pad

3 Responses to “MyNewPlace Mission: Find Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt a Swinging New Pad Where They Can Re-kindle Their Romance”

  1. If they had lived in a 400 sq foot studio apartment before they got married, they would have realized it wouldn’t work. I vote they should live like the rest of us! I have 400 square feet in Oakland, California. I’d be willing to sublet my place (cat included) for a 200% mark up. Fully furnished!

  2. Berriansays:

    I think they should get roommates. Maybe another young couple who have much more limited resources? To see how the other half lives? They would, of course, need to interview potential candidates… Anyone out there want to be roommies with Speidi?

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